Red Team Go! ILL
June 10th, 2007Sup everybody, I wanted to add this to our next feature spot, but that might not be for a little while, so here it is now in all it’s glory. The illustration was done by an amazingly talented artist - Ian
Sup everybody, I wanted to add this to our next feature spot, but that might not be for a little while, so here it is now in all it’s glory. The illustration was done by an amazingly talented artist - Ian
Hello All,
I know we’ve been out of the loop lately but life got in the way. We’re currently in transition and will have some proper updates shortly. Thanks for stopping by!
It’s short notice, but come to our awesome show at our home venue, Mal’s Bar. We love this place, and we love you. See you there.
A friend of ours saw this and thought of us. Sweet.

To all our friends who came out to our Bake Sale, we really appreciate it. Thanks for hanging with us on a rainy Sunday night…
Okay guys, we’ve been MIA for a bit but we’re trying to get some big things done. Big things require money. So we wanna throw a little fundraiser for phase two of Red Team Go!
Come join us at The Social Trust for a night of cookies, brownies*, drinks and music. Stick around and see if you can win a Red Team Go! mix tape with exclusive tracks.

Hello,
We have a spot in the Theme Winter 2007 issue. You can read the profile here
You can purchase a copy at THE SOCIAL TRUST - 155 W. Washington Suite #714 Los Angeles, CA 90015 or swing by any local magazine retailer.


That’s Webster’s definition of a “Squier”….or:
squire
/skwahyr/ -noun
| 1. | (in England) a country gentleman, esp. the chief landed proprietor in a district. |
| 2. | (in the Middle Ages) a young man of noble birth who as an aspirant to knighthood served a knight. |
| 3. | a personal attendant, as of a person of rank. |
| 4. | a man who accompanies or escorts a woman. |
| 5. | a title applied to a justice of the peace, local judge, or other local dignitary of a rural district or small town. |
–verb (used with object)
| 6. | to attend as, or in the manner of, a squire. |
| 7. | to escort (a woman), as to a dance or social gathering. |
I’m diggin’ and wishin’ that definitions no. 4 and no. 7 applied to me, but for certain reasons, including the fact that I have an amazing girlfriend (Hi Honey!!), the word “Squier” means something completely different. Up until tonight it has meant sore and tired ears, sloppy bass solos, mistuned strings, and unhappy bandmembers. Yes, yes I have been exclusively playing a genuine, Chinese-crafted, one of a kind, original “Squier…..by Fender” bass guitar for RTG! For those that don’t know what a Squier is, it’s basically what you buy for your kids when they tell you they want to be in a cool band like Good Charlotte. It is SUPER cheap, SUPER basic, and SUPER shitty. If Gretsch is the Cadillac of all guitars, then Squier is the 1982 Ford Escort with 276,000 original miles. What can I say though? I love the piece of shit, and it was my machete in gaining entree into the band. And seriously, what is more punk rock than wringing the life out of a shitty instrument and getting away with it?
But all good things must come to an end, or at least be replaced by other comparable things. Tonight I have honorably graduated to an instrument that harbors no excuse for an unskilled player. I will be playing an Epiphone EB-3 (Gibson SG reissue) from this day forward. But to celebrate, and to properly pay homage to a real trooper of a piece of shit, I will play one last show with the Squier. Come out on the 16th to Mal’s Bar to see the final farewell to a humble yet loyal friend.